The Shirk Report Volume 433

 

Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

20 IMAGES

Friday!
Now teeing off
This dog looks like William H. Macy
This sign burnt out and got all philosophical
Now I’m in bed like | The following evening
I like how he scratches his head like he can’t believe it didn’t work
Every time I go for a swim he thinks I’m drowning
Meanwhile in Canada..
Thanks Passport Office!
Did he have to twirl out on me like that too? | The following week..
Perfect
When the trophy store charges $1 per letter
Oh no baby, what is you doin
Check ya tone girl
With great power comes great responsibility
My face when I’m late for a party and need to grab a gift as fast as possible
When you look straight into a camera hoping nobody saw that
You may kiss the bride
Fore iron
Until next week

10 ARTICLES

The Barkley Marathons Is the Most Hellish Marathon in the World
Jeff Bezos: “My Advice To Anyone Starting A Business Is To Remember That Someday I Will Crush You”
The Marble of Michelangelo’s Dreams
Usain Bolt’s Successor and the Last Great Sprinting Barrier
The Feedback Loop from Hell
A Meta Guide to the Lost Arts of the Outdoors
Buy a Longer iPhone Cord
How Should We Respond to Photographs of Suffering
Have Smartphones Destroyed a Generation?
How We Really Tamed the Dog

5 VIDEOS + sandals

BE GOOD THIS WEEKEND

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Gordon Ramsay Eats a Disgusting Serving of Revenge

When James recalls Gordon Ramsay making him eat a fish eye on "The F Word" long ago in exchange for a dinner, James's parents remind Gordon he never made good on the agreement, and the punishment is a fish eye of his own.

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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."